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HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.


TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.16/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are


OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST - "OH NO! THE COMMIE-SOCIALSIT NIGHTMARE HAS COME! QUICK, EVERYONE! RUN TO CANADA"


TAGS: conservatives scared of antichrist obama
Rating: 3.23/5

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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.


SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


TAGS: chris christie jabba speech funny
Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


NEW JERSEY - Where even the Governor looks like a mobster.




Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.31/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


THANK YOU - For everything you do.


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 3.86/5

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foxrecon19d - December 25, 2012, 1:51 pm
You served, brother. That's more than what 99% of what the rest of America can say. It's a pleasure to be able to disagree with you. Perhaps we can pick it up again after New Years. Peace and blessings to you this Christmas Season.
PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 11:10 am
And a Merry Christmas to you too. I served, but in peacetime.
foxrecon19d - December 25, 2012, 10:30 am
At least we can agree on one thing. Merry Christmas, PapaFox. If you served, thank you.


MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW AMERICANS - Wait a minute- isn't that what Obama has been doing 24/7/365- acting like Santa Claus= giving away our kids futures under Obamanomics?




ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




CHRISTIAN LEADERSHIP -




ANOTHER INSULT TO AMERICA - The White House Christmas tree decorations




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if you don't think Catholic or Christian bashing is a hate crime.




CHRISTIANS - Not since Apartheid, has the vast majority been so oppressed.


TAGS: christians fail
Rating: 2.5/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:37 am
The slaves in the South outnumbered the slaveowners... so I guess that means they weren't oppressed either.


FORCING BELIEFS -


TAGS: christianity government abortion obama democrats
Rating: 4.61/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 3:24 pm
Good one


christopher marquez -




" MERRY CHRISTMAS " - IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE !


TAGS: merrychristmas freestuff taxes foodstamps bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - November 11, 2013, 3:34 pm
That was a good prediction - 47 Million Americans on Foodstamps now: http://www.fns.usda.gov/pd/34SNAPmonthly.htm


OBAMA - Oh, sweet Lord! He got the Devil in him!




THE HYPOCRITICAL LEFT - "Bigotry is wrong, except when we do it"




" OBAMA DECLARES SUPPORT FOR GAY MARRIAGE " - “I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. Now, for me as a Christian, it is also a sacred union. God’s in the mix.” Obama - April 17, 2008,




TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.




" HOW THE GRINCH OBAMA COULDN’T WAIT: CHRISTMAS TREE TAX " - You certainly won’t see Muslims, Hindus or Buddhists having to pay this tax. Is this not a law respecting the establishment of religion?




Obamanation -




" DUBAI MALL ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE " - Brussels Bans Annual Christmas Tree Display – It May Offend Muslims.




REMEMBER WHEN - Insulting Religion Wasn't Just a Constitutionally Protected Right, But Also Considered an ART Form to be Subsidized By Taxpayers?


TAGS: piss christ mohammed film nea
Rating: 4.57/5

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vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:13 pm
Muzzies are like libtards... you;re allowed freedom of speech as long as they agree with you


OBAMA: 'JUDGE ME BY WHERE MY HEART LIES' - So if you want to know where my heart lies, look no further than what I have done, to stand up for Israel.




THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN RELIGION -




CHRISTIANITY? - "The Almighty is very central in the life of my family. We attend prayer meetings at the Mosque, I mean Church, regularly."




Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -




CHRISTMAS - Celebrating the birth of Jesus, not Obama.




CHRISTIAN NATION? - THE LAST TIME WE MIXED POLITICS AND RELIGION PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE!




CHRISTINE O'DONNELL - I miss her already.




FORGIVENESS - "But I say unto you, love thy enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you." - JESUS




FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOVING DEMOCRATS? YEAH, NOT SO MUCH -




ALGAE BABY ALGAE - I just gotta have more algae




'Nuff said -


TAGS: terrorism islam christianity
Rating: 4.2/5

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crankyhead - May 4, 2013, 6:18 pm
Except that he was a far right fascist.
OTC - May 4, 2013, 5:36 pm
it makes sense if Hitler was a liberal
BobbEdwards - April 28, 2013, 11:02 am
That was a stupid and bigoted question, but Ali is the one who's wrong because he threw it back into the reporter's face. Uh-huh. Thanks anyway, you've given me an idea for a poster :-)
Renza - April 28, 2013, 9:12 am
How is it inaccurate? In any case, it is pretty funny.
Rudedog - April 28, 2013, 12:34 am
Such an inaccurate a***ogy that only Ali could get away with it. (And only PFox would post it.)


“A BAD TREE DOES NOT YIELD GOOD APPLES” - Comparing Islam to Christianity is like “Comparing apples to oranges”




"THOU SHALT NOT KILL" - Off Course Except For Abortion




GOD CASTS HIS VOTE - Failing to make a Good Fri or Easter statement and drop the word "Creator" from the Declaration of Independence on multiple speeches is too much for Him. BO did recognized Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, & Eid-ul-Adha.




UNCLE SAM'S - Christmas Greeting




Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -


TAGS: christian fundamentalism hypocrisy bush tea party
Rating: 3.43/5

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 2:19 am
LOL..Funny TA.
terroraustralis - July 19, 2014, 1:58 am
"thou shalt not kill white americans. everyone else is okay to kill, especially muslims" - God, as heard by GWBush.


THE SWASTIKA - It has a most peculiar history.




The G.O.P. Hates Science -




RELIGION - The oldest scam in the (Good) Book.




THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney christie losing polls 47
Rating: 2.09/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


CHRIS CHRISTIE TO SPEAK AT CONVENTION - It's gonna be 'ugly', folks. (FACT: Romney didn't tap Christie to be VP because he was worried he would be "out shined!")




RACISM - The only form of evolution Christians believe in




BIPARTISAN - A Chief Executive and a Tub of Lard


TAGS: christie obummer
Rating: 1/5

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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:07 pm
woa now, name calling doesn't fix anything- I mean if it did the Dems would've had America fixed by now.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:46 am
It also shows that a Republican will bow to the devil to help the people who are hurting.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:45 am
It just shows that Republicans are willing to work with libs., and that Obama is just making it a ph**o-op for his campaign.
deerbag2 - November 2, 2012, 10:12 am
laurel and hardy
terroraustralis - November 2, 2012, 9:43 am
THANKS VBATTALIE, FOR MAKING EVERY CONSERVATIVE ON THIS SITE LOOK LIKE A f***ING RETARD. IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY YOU WERE WORKING FOR OBAMA. seriously. you're f***ing sabotaging romney's campaign. what the hell is wrong with you. shut up dude.
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
HOMO
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
Obummer is a g** Muslim and he loves big fat white boys
JGalt - November 2, 2012, 6:58 am
you are entitled to our opinion: A successful governor and a failed community agitator!


" PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISS OCTOBER 2011 AMANDA CERNY TEBOWING " - "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~ A. Lincoln.




OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST -




" FIRST AMENDMENT " - Violence doesn't build up the kingdom of God on the contrary, it's a favorite tool of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI




NIGHTMARE OF CHRISTMAS - Obama might as well be Santa He and his helpers just love giving things away.




" IT'S WRITTEN ON THE WALL " - “When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.”




CHRISTINE O'DONNELL - When the opening statement on your add is "I'm not a Witch". You know you're in trouble.




ACLU -




CHRIS CHISTIE- UNREPORTED EPIC WIN -




Just say 'Merry Christmas'. -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH: WHY LIBERAL DEMOCRATS HATE CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: wht liberal democrats hate christianity
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 30, 2014, 10:48 pm
5L as an atheist who's so sick of watching atheists claim they're so free for not believing in the church and then cheer some politician. God may not be real but to claim you're free while propping up some one doing the exact same thing is pathetic.
Ron2 - March 29, 2014, 9:28 pm
and that right there is why I dislike Christianity so very much. Self important BS based on man-made religion and gods.


ACLU -




SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO PERSECUTES CHRISTIANS - Chuck and Stephanie Fromm have been fined $300 for holding a Bible study in their home, and face an additional fine of $500 for each additional meeting. Is this the kind of Hopey-Changey thing y'all voted 4?




CHRIS CHRISTIE - Has a plan for the next big storm that threatens NJ...




" MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 " -




Merry Christmas ! -




" ALOHA " - President Barack Obama spent part of Christmas Eve on a Kaneohe golf course.


TAGS: christmaseve golf barackobama fiscalcliff bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 12:41 pm
Christmas surfing in Hawaii, there's a thought.


The NSA is coming to town -




ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS -




When a Rinopublican courts a Jackass... -




When Rinopublican's & Jackasses collide... -




22 MARCH 2013 - PRES. OBAMA VISITS BETHLEHEM. - The Birthplace of Jesus Christ, You think IT was a message?




JESUS CHRIST - 2 millenia later, Obama declares christmas eve a federal holiday.




2016 - a much better choice than Cris-py-creme Christie




Some political analysts are already projecting this nightmare scenario as a genuine possibility... -


TAGS: christie hillary 2016 politics
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 14, 2013, 11:11 am
Christie is a good man. Hopefully his health will let him run.


"ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS " - Was to be able to play golf every day. Why don't people Love me? I gave lots of free stuff, now they have to pay for it.




" THE COPTIC EXODUS FROM EGYPT " - More than 100,000 Copts applied for immigration to the U.S. and Scandinavian countries. Luckily Obama removed that 'Evil Dictator' Mubarak?




NOT RUNNING?!?! OH MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! - There goes all that politfake poster potential. Sigh! Per chance, is Rep. Weiner in the news lately?




ARIZONA LEGISLATURE PASSES ELECTRONIC SPEECH CENSORSHIP BILL THAT MAY CRIMINALIZE BLASPHEMY. -




THAT'S NOT A HALO OF SANCTITY. IT'S A ZERO - signifying the emptiness & nothingness of his presidency and reelection campaign




WELL, THERE YOU GO -




FATHIMA RIFQA BARY - Even in America, it takes true courage for a Muslim teenager to convert to Christianity and risk being killed for it.




COUNTER ACTING THE CLOWN'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE TAX, - WI Governor Walker (R),"It's a Christmas tree, not a 'holiday' tree."




groovy baby! -




Yeah baby! -




Why does it always come down to the lesser of 2 evils?!? -


TAGS: hillary christie politics government elections
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:13 am
not a little, try a lot!


SORRY, MITT - I sold out for the Cheesesteak.


TAGS: obama christie romney jersey 2012
Rating: 4.2/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Now, now. I did not call Gov. Crisco fat, I merely noted he sold out for a cheesesteak.
MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:44 pm
I thoiught only democrats called him fat...JERSEY FIRST


WHAT DOES A POLITICAL CHRISTIAN LOOK LIKE? - Ya got me!




"AT THE 30,000 FT. LEVEL, HE LOOKS GOOD"-REP. FRANK GUINTA (R) NH - Well, that's because he can be SEEN at the 30,000 ft. level. If this guy runs, the fat jokes are gonna fly.




" MERRY OBAMA DAY " - U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree Adorned With Ornaments For...?




IF CHRISTIE RUNS.... - ....will he promise a doughnut in every pot?




REAL CHRISTIANS MARK PALM SUNDAY - “We will hold sacred the beliefs held sacred by others.”




Christie has no Mojo -




Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -




Xtian Fundamentalist Politicians -




Somebody ... -




Nazarene Christ -




CHRISTMAS 2009 - One America will never forget




DOWNLOW PRES - will you vote for him?




RINO -




CHRIS CHRISTIE - 2012 - Kickin' @$$ and takin' names.




REPUBLICANS - What part of this do you not understand?




ATHIESTS DEMOCRATS LIBERALS - Destroying Christianity


TAGS: atheists democrats liberals dream of destroying christianity
Rating: 3.38/5

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StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 5:29 pm
Not just christianity, now they are acting really retarded: http://dispatchpolitics.dispatch.com/content/blogs/the-daily-briefing/2013/07/07-17-13-freedom-from-religion.html


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - and here's YOUR present!




A CHRISTMAS CAROL - The greatest story of how a conservative became a liberal




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